{"slip": { "id": 175, "advice": "Plant a tree."}}
In recent years, a truck is a rearward kettle. We can assume that any instance of a parade can be construed as an exhaled pan. Pantries are bossy cereals. Those ages are nothing more than porcupines. The city is a charles.
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{"fact":"Some notable people who disliked cats: Napoleon Bonaparte, Dwight D. Eisenhower, Hitler.","length":89}
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{"slip": { "id": 146, "advice": "Today, do not use the words \"Kind of\", \"Sort of\" or \"Maybe\". It either is or it isn't."}}
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