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{"slip": { "id": 198, "advice": "Sing in the shower."}}
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{"fact":"It has been scientifically proven that stroking a cat can lower one's blood pressure.","length":85}
{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}
{"slip": { "id": 74, "advice": "Work is never as important as you think it is."}}
{"fact":"The lightest cat on record is a blue point Himalayan called Tinker Toy, who weighed 1 pound, 6 ounces (616 g). Tinker Toy was 2.75 inches (7 cm) tall and 7.5 inches (19 cm) long.","length":178}
{"fact":"The strongest climber among the big cats, a leopard can carry prey twice its weight up a tree.","length":94}
{"fact":"Cats lap liquid from the underside of their tongue, not from the top.","length":69}
{"slip": { "id": 203, "advice": "The best sex is fun."}}
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