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Prince Mustafa Al-Shihabi was a Syrian agronomist, politician, writer and the third elected director of Arab Academy of Damascus (1959–1968).
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Pimentel is a Portuguese and Spanish surname of Portuguese origin, whose nobles initially belonged to the illustrious Portuguese Benavente family. Another branch was established in Spain, in which its members comprised the House of Pimentel, a Spanish noble family of Portuguese origin, who also became established and distinguished in the Kingdom of Castile. Pimentel denotes pepper plants and spices, suggesting an occupation or a location as the origin of the name. Furthermore, archival inquisition files in Lisbon, Portugal, affirm that many Sephardic Jewish Pimentels, were prominent spice traders during Portugal's monopoly of the spice trade, throughout the 16th & early 17th centuries.
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